The World Is Full of Fucknuts

I have decided I need to get a different job.

I'm going to write

a book. I've never done that before, so this will be a new experience for me. It's good to try new things, right? I mean, it's just a book. Practically anyone can write a book, I think. The book might not be any good, but still. I have no idea how to start, so I think I'll make an outline to give myself some structure. Sounds right. It will be a novel based on fact. This is about something I experienced in 2005. I have to change everyone's names for legal reasons, so that will make it fiction rather than nonfiction. Although, everything happened.